Showing posts with label Arlene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arlene. Show all posts

Monday, February 1, 2010

December 2009

"Kitty, don't play with matches."--Me

"Maaike Grinchstein."--Anthony

"None of us are really that cute."--Arlene

"Boobs aren't just for girls any more."--Beth

"I'm just sitting here thinking, 'Why do I suck?'"--Mom

November 2009

"Hey! There's someone here older than us!"--Arlene

"A biscotti wielding madman!"--Me

"We could play Monopoly with Onion Face."--Roy

"Yeah, a duel sounds good...especially if it were back to back and ten paces...and you were both perfect shots."--Mom

"We're two old broads and we don't have time to argue!"--Sherri

"That makes my nipples sore just thinking about it."--Al