January 2010

"As it turned out, I broccoli-ed my pants."--Lewie

"That's true-I've never had my heart broken by a waffle."--Me

"The glass is not half empty or half full. It's just half."--Annette

December 2009

"Kitty, don't play with matches."--Me

"Maaike Grinchstein."--Anthony

"None of us are really that cute."--Arlene

"Boobs aren't just for girls any more."--Beth

"I'm just sitting here thinking, 'Why do I suck?'"--Mom

October 2009

"I can't give you a ride--I've got ten boxes of cereal and a bag full of monkeys in my car!"--Me

"My grandparents were killed by a bunt cake!"--Dave C.