Book 4 starts using dates, but I like how I did Book 3 so I'm continuing that way:
Ginger R:
I'm living on the edge! I almost ate a cookie!!
He raised show chickens.
Patrick:
I get nervous around girls! I spell my name backwards around them!
JJ:
Mine's a poo poo dictionary.
The Turretic Detective.
Ergo...dirt stop.
Who was that crazy bastard?
David E-H:
Testosterone-based biases.
Rob C:
Despite the books, the learning', my world remains in utter chaos.
People like nothing better than to be connected to the Greeks. I don't know why.
All these words sitting around! We might as well use them!!
In the concourse of the play...in the fabric of the play...Just in the play, ok!
There was no such thing as frequent flyer miles int he Elizabethan period.
It's not xenophobia, it's a healthy suspicion.
I've learned my history in a shamelessly anglicized way.
The first think you do is hire a French kick-boxer to exact your revenge.
Let me use the phrase again: comprehensive exam. And, by definition, that means a long time ago.
"No one's gonna make fun of you--you write the grades!" Brian. "It's never stopped you before." Rob
"Yeah, but your map was in Spanish." Rob C. "That's because it was of Spain." James C.
I love you all dearly, but you're really getting on my nerves.
Actually, nothin in my life has ever been my fault. It's rather ironic. And it's passed on through my genes. The other day I heard a plate break in the kitchen and although all three of my sons were in there, it was nobody's fault.
Louis P:
You're a fantastic woman! Ff you weren't here, you'd have to be invented!
Pinkos forever!!
Nathan T:
So, when are you going to find a dirty, little Asian slave boy to settle down with?
Randy D:
If she calls herself the Mistress of All Evil, I don't think she's interested in being happy.
Paul K:
He had a big nose and he hit people with a stick...what more do you need?
We're craving truth!
Anything that can be hung upon must be clown-bearing.
Jeff D:
Oh look! Something fall from sky! I take picture!
Me:
Chivalry isn't dead...it's just at a Gothic Gay nightclub.
Jessie B.
Mom, I'm sure glad you managed to have enough nipples for all of us.
Christina C.
It's like Ebonics...only it's Mormonics.
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Book 1
Book 1 has no dates so I'm just putting it all together.
"There might be a slight disadvantage for the Spaniards, but Pablo does come up with words like 'chickpeas' and 'carabiner'."--Me
"Most cows do not kill their wives."--Didn't write down the author (DWDTA).
"I sat down at my desk and said, 'Oh shit, I think I'll write this!'"--D'Wayne H.
"Dyed in the wool, snot-ridden romanticism!"--D'Wayne H.
"I've got to have something fun in my life--don't get down on me!"--DWDTA
"This tastes like crushed up Smarties in urine."--Ben H.
"This is just reinforcing my pessimism."--Jake A.
"[People are] emotionally involved with their snack foods."--Jake A.
"You get an "F" because you don't know money's killing you, you assholes!"--D'Wayne H.
"Where is Hadrian's bloody Wall!!"--Daniel R.
"It's like driving a food mixer."--Daniel R.
"I'm readjusting to time so please fuck off."--Daniel R.
"I will lose the will to live if I go bald. Does that sound vain? I am vain. I don't know why I shared that with you--I'm feeling very naked and vulnerable right now."--Rob C.
"It would be nice to have no brain at all--take a break from myself."--Pablo G.
"I do too...I blame the poets."--Dan O.
"I have a little bit of experience with people I don't like."--D'Wayne H.
"A rolling stone gathers no jock itch but swimmers ear can be a problem."--Rob C.
"He comes for a bonk and he gets death instead."--Daniel R.
"He swallows small, shiny objects out of curiosity."--Jake A.
"Your crotch is like a discotheque, congratulations."--Aubrey L-Y.
"I don't know what I'd do if my thighs weren't in constant contact."--Me.
"I'll sell my script for a grilled cheese sandwich and a Shata!"--Rob C.
"So, don't lick the bottom of my shoes today."--Marie R.
"Sherill, you have such beautiful things, I'm jealous."--Me. "If it makes you feel any better, you should see my husband."--Sherill
"Ben, I like your shirt."--Me. "You would!"--Ben H.
"You buttered your bread now you have to lie in it!"--Dan O.
"It's my drugs I never take--that's why I'm all fucked up and shit."--Aubrey L-Y.
"Hey, you're the only white person here!"--Linnea H.
"There is joy but not romance/When there's giant pants." Christina C.
"At least I'm alluring to something." Christina C.
"Well, if you're going to hang out with someone for five years and not have sex, it's better if they're not exciting." Nathan T.
"There might be a slight disadvantage for the Spaniards, but Pablo does come up with words like 'chickpeas' and 'carabiner'."--Me
"Most cows do not kill their wives."--Didn't write down the author (DWDTA).
"I sat down at my desk and said, 'Oh shit, I think I'll write this!'"--D'Wayne H.
"Dyed in the wool, snot-ridden romanticism!"--D'Wayne H.
"I've got to have something fun in my life--don't get down on me!"--DWDTA
"This tastes like crushed up Smarties in urine."--Ben H.
"This is just reinforcing my pessimism."--Jake A.
"[People are] emotionally involved with their snack foods."--Jake A.
"You get an "F" because you don't know money's killing you, you assholes!"--D'Wayne H.
"Where is Hadrian's bloody Wall!!"--Daniel R.
"It's like driving a food mixer."--Daniel R.
"I'm readjusting to time so please fuck off."--Daniel R.
"I will lose the will to live if I go bald. Does that sound vain? I am vain. I don't know why I shared that with you--I'm feeling very naked and vulnerable right now."--Rob C.
"It would be nice to have no brain at all--take a break from myself."--Pablo G.
"I do too...I blame the poets."--Dan O.
"I have a little bit of experience with people I don't like."--D'Wayne H.
"A rolling stone gathers no jock itch but swimmers ear can be a problem."--Rob C.
"He comes for a bonk and he gets death instead."--Daniel R.
"He swallows small, shiny objects out of curiosity."--Jake A.
"Your crotch is like a discotheque, congratulations."--Aubrey L-Y.
"I don't know what I'd do if my thighs weren't in constant contact."--Me.
"I'll sell my script for a grilled cheese sandwich and a Shata!"--Rob C.
"So, don't lick the bottom of my shoes today."--Marie R.
"Sherill, you have such beautiful things, I'm jealous."--Me. "If it makes you feel any better, you should see my husband."--Sherill
"Ben, I like your shirt."--Me. "You would!"--Ben H.
"You buttered your bread now you have to lie in it!"--Dan O.
"It's my drugs I never take--that's why I'm all fucked up and shit."--Aubrey L-Y.
"Hey, you're the only white person here!"--Linnea H.
"There is joy but not romance/When there's giant pants." Christina C.
"At least I'm alluring to something." Christina C.
"Well, if you're going to hang out with someone for five years and not have sex, it's better if they're not exciting." Nathan T.
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